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Monday, February 22, 2010

We lived to see this moment!

Stop whatever you are doing.  Okay, you’re reading this, so don’t stop that, but stop anything else you might be doing.  This is going to require your full, undivided attention.

It’s over.  Music is over.  I don’t mean that you shouldn’t listen to music anymore, I just mean that the greatest musical creation of all time is now available.  This might even outdo Puppy Bowl as the greatest achievement the human race has ever– or will ever– make.  Nothing you will ever do, see, hear, or thing in your life will ever be as skull-shatteringly, ball-crunchingly, vag-explodingly awesome as this. 

Behold, the face of god:

Is that not enough awesome to blow your mind?  Well, then put this little gem in your skull:  the lead singer?  The voice of Wakko from "The Animaniacs".  There, now your head is totally exploded.

Dan Meltz


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